So I had a weird bus ride today. First off one of my friends (Let's call her Barbara) and a friend of hers (Girl #2) were talking about Barbara's hair and Girl #2 started caressing her hair to which Barbara told her to not get so horny from massaging her hair!
Next a fly nearly went in her hair then Girl #2 said the fly must've thought her hair was a nest. Then Barbara said, that's a bird! (Her hair was wavy like straw and it was brown so maybe a nest wasn't far off. Not that it looked bad it was actually quite nice and I'm going to stop talking now)
Later, they were talking about having pimped-out bus with couches instead of bench seats and a hot tub in the back, when I asked what kind of bus is that they said, "Don't worry, we'll have female strippers for the guys"
Finally, we drove by a field while the sprinklers were on and another guy rolled down the window and guess what happened, he got splashed. Now these were NOT like regular sprinklers, When the water hit him and anyone nearby, it was like splash mountain!
In other news I'm going to Lodi next weekend! Wish me luck!
- Anglemeister
5 years ago
