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Showing posts with label #31. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #31. Show all posts

Monday, June 21, 2010

Wonky and Sozzled, Likewise Bike Fail

First things first, for those of you that know what the word means, I am NOT sozzled! I merely wanted to use the word in a sentence, for those that didn't know what the word meant, It means drunk. I find it to be a much more entertaining way to say drunk, so now you know what sozzled means.

The majority of this entry is driven by my lack of entertainment at minding the radio station while I wait for my show hour to come up as well as waiting for my iPod to finish installing a new software update. So what's with the funny words in my title? Well funny story, I was tweeting off of my iPod (Using the awesome Echofon app) when the I accidentally typed 'likew' and the spellcheck  assumed I intended to type likewise. I came to lament over twitter about how no one uses likewise anymore, when the awesome David Ault (@astrotour2010) replied with the following tweet:

astrotour2010: @Anglemeister I use the word likewise, and also 
the word 'whilst'. I've been sniggered at in America as a result.
To which I replied that he and I should bring back the word likewise into everyday language. David Ault replied with a tweet saying we should incorporate the words 'Sozzled' and 'Wonky' and I happilly oblige by creating a blog entry where I shall tell you to start incorporating these words and many other obscure fancy sounding words into your everyday speech. Why? Because having a broad vocabulary is always a good thing, it prevents you from sounding repatative and being reduced to saying hahahaha and lol over and over again. Likewise, these rarely used words need some verbal love too!                                                                                                    
So basically, tomorrow morning, crack open your dictionary then get out there and start throwing around fancy words and watch people's quizzical reactions (confusing people is always fun!)

As for the bike fail, I was on my way to Phipps Ranch in Pescadero, to speak to the owner on official KPDO radio business (insert girlish squee here) when I was trying to fish the earphones out of my pocket, still pedaling. at the same time, 5 bucks were getting pulled out of there by the earphones, I saw the money flying behind me, slammed the handbrake and was sent tumbling onto my left side into the middle of the road.                                              
Luckily, there were no cars, so I wasn't run over and unable to blog about this. I was on my left side but my hands both hit the pavement and skidded. yup, the scraped against the hot scratchy pavement. I have a band-aid on one hand (left) which was the more scraped up one. Both hands still burn occasionally. I did not mention that the bike was still between my legs when I fell, so I had a bike on my left leg with my right keeping me from sliding out. Of course I got out from under (and over) the bike. making sure there were no cars coming to finish me off. I parked the bike on the bike lane, picked up my tangled headphones as well as the 5 bucks that started all this. I set sail for home to raid the med kit in my kitchen, and yes I said kitchen, don't ask me why It's there. once I used a soda can to sooth the burning sensation in my hands, I once more (with feeling) took off to Phipps Ranch.

For your information, mission was accomplished.

Now, for some shameless plugs. visit David Ault on his website. http://DavidAult.co.uk/ Follow him on twitter: @astrotour2010 likewise, you can find me on twitter: @Anglemeister and now would be a great time to mention the Formspring.me gadget over to your right, over there ---->
I'd greatly appreciate it if you would ask some questions so I have stuff to do in the middle of the night bored out of my mind. you don't even need to sign up to ask me questions, just ask anonymously!

This ends my wonky blog entry, we'll see what mischief I find myself in on my 50th post! My Semi-Centennial! I feel I should celebrate, bake a cake or something, perhaps give stuff away? we'll see, email me Anglemeister.lpz@gmail.com