The Afterlife: Chapter 1

well, I have had ideas about what to do with this blog floating in my Not-brain
for awhile now and i haven't decided yet so please enjoy this story written right in this very post! -Anglemeister

The Afterlife

Chapter 1: You're dead!

Gabrial opened his eyes slowly.

"Hey turn of the flashlight!" he yelled angrily.

"yep, he's fine!" A woman said.

the light dimmed allowing him to see that he was in an enourmous white room with little cloud pictures on them.

"What the... Who' the hell's narrating this story?" Gabrial exclaimed

Just shut up and let me do my job! And stop breaking the fourth wall! Or else...

"Who was that?" Gabrial asked

"The narrator, you can tell because eberyithing he says is in italics and there are no quotation marks."

What did I just say!

"sorry"

"so where am I?" Gabrial asked.

"it's complicated" a voice answered

"Am I in Hollywood?"

"What?"

"White house?'

"No."

"Eiffel tower!"

"That makes no sense!"

"Portland, Oregon!"

"No! Now shut the hell up, you're dead!'
"What?" Gabrial replied in shock.
To be continued...

7th of July

So one of the Brackets came off of my braces and I got em fixed today, I bought the Jeff Dunham-Arguing with myself DVD, My Mom Bought herself a Nintendo Wii for her Birthday which was July 2nd. She's turned 34. While I was at Best Buy I ran into a friend from High school and lastly I saw the whole bay area shooting Fireworks into the sky!

Happy Belated 4th of July! - Anglemeister

Braces hurt! Jeff Dun-haaam!

Wow I just got my Braces yesterday, It feels like I got punched in the jaw. They sprayed my teeth with some weird gunk that tasted horrible! And about an hour later I was off the deep end (More so than usually). In other news, before all that happened I was watching Jeff Dunham on Youtube and I was laughing my ass off! especially after watching Achmed the dead terrorist sing "Jingle Bombs"!

-Anglemeister